Thursday, May 01, 2008

Call Screener

Pia loves answering the phone, especially when she knows it's Daddy calling home from the office.

Pia: (answering the phone) Hello! Is this Daddy?

Daddy: Yes, can I talk to Mommy?

Pia: She's not here today.

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Pia: (answering the phone) Hello! Is this Daddy?

Daddy: Yes, can I talk to Mommy?

Pia: (without changing her voice) I am Mommy.

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Pia: (answering the phone) Hello! Is this Daddy?

Daddy: Yes, can I talk to Mommy?

Pia: (in her 'oldest' sounding voice) This is Grandma.

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Pia: (answering the phone) Hello! Is this Daddy?

Daddy: Yes, can I talk to Mommy?

Pia: Mommy is not here.

Daddy: (?) Where is she?

Pia: She left us.

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Pia: (answering the phone) Hello! Is this Daddy?

Daddy: Yes, can I talk to Mommy?

Pia: Mommy is not here.

Daddy: (?) Where is she?

Pia: She is downstairs washing clothes

Daddy: (suspicious) Can I talk to Dominic?

Pia: He's also downstairs washing clothes

Daddy: (now really suspicious) Can I talk to (20-month old) Sammy?

Pia: Sammy's also washing clothes

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