Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Pia's Second Email

She is still waiting for Daddy to unblock the games.  She sent a polite follow-up email:

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From: Pia
Subject: WHY YOU LITTLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HEY I HAVEN"T ...........WHY YOU LITTLE........... ITS ALREADY EATING TIME..................


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

UNBLOCK THE FREAKING GAMES

I SWEAR WHEN YOU GET HOME I"M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT"S ALREADY DARN EATING TIME AND YA KNOW WHAT!!!!!!!

I DIDN"T EVEN GET TO PLAY THE DARN GAMES

IF YOU ...............................

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

YOU MEANIE U #$%^&*
GSTFTDYXYTY%^FSA$STSFSRFSISGTGXYYSRSTYXIUUYSSTSYSYUSYISTSEWERTYUIOASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM<DFGHJKRTYUSDFGHSDFGHVBXCVBNDFGHERTYUIUIOGHJKZXCVBNMSDFGHJKRTYUIBGNMSDFGHSDFVGBHSXDCFVGBHNSDCFVGBHNTGHYJMNHJMBNM<BNMBNMHJFGHEXRDCTFVGYBHNJDCFVGBYHNJXDRCFVTGBHNJFVGBUNHJMESXDRCFTVGYTUIOESRDTFYGVUNHIJOWERFTGYHUJIKECTFVGYBHNJWEDRFTVGTYBHNJDEFVGYBHNJDFGRETYGUHIJUEDRFTGYUIDRCFTVGYBHERDTFGVYUCTRFVYGTBUERTFVYGERTFYG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN YOU GET HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pia's First Email

 The children are on school holidays.  Usually they play games on the internet before lunch.  Today Daddy has forgotten to unblock the games.  He's at work. 
Pia has learned how to use email:
 
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From: Pia
Subject: Hi

You ready to die daddy?


BECAUSE IF YA DON"T UNBLOCK THE GAMES I"M GONNA KILL YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW I h8 it when u do dat

Now my time gonna run out and I will not be able to play computer 4 eva!!!!!!

SO YA HEARD ME IF U DON"T UNBLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tks for listening

c a
 
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