Sammy beat at chess Daddy once. Then Daddy beat Sammy. The score is 1-1.
It’s time for championship game. Daddy beat Sammy. Sammy starts crying.
Daddy: Don’t cry. You can’t always win. How can you win? I’ve been playing for twenty years. You’ve only been playing for 2 days, so how can you win?
Sammy: Not 2 days! 3 days!
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Sammy at age 4 (going on 5) has discovered chess. He knows the moves now and is poring through a book by Bobby Fischer.
After playing with Daddy and ‘beating’ Daddy, Sammy promises to take it easier next time:
Sammy: Daddy, next time when we play chess I will play “easy”, ok. I won’t play “hard”.
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Mummy was telling the kids about teeth, and that they should take care of their baby teeth. Sammy runs to Daddy:
Sammy: Daddy, OH MY GOSH!
Daddy: What?
Sammy: All my teeth are baby teeth!
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