Daddy borrowed a comedy movie:
Daddy: Hey Dominic, Pia, come here watch this. It’s a funny movie.
The children sat down and watched.
After 5 minutes of watching parts where there was nothing funny:
Pia: Daddy, when will we laugh?
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The children were having lunch. 3-year old Sammy likes Mummy’s cooking:
Sammy: Good job Mummy! This tastes like something!
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Daddy was busy at the computer. Sammy comes up to him:
Sammy: Daddy, I need food
Daddy: (busy) uh-huh. Food?
Sammy: Yes, I need food.
Daddy: You need food?
Sammy: Yes, in my mouth.
Daddy: Food in your mouth? You want to eat?
Sammy: Yes!
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