Honesty

Sammy was busy playing games at the computer. Daddy was at the kitchen counter. He had just finished chopping garlic, onions, and other veggies, and was about to start cooking lunch.

Daddy: Sammy…

Sammy: WHAT!

Daddy: Can you clean up the countertop?

Sammy: <groan> Oh, all right…

Daddy: Thank you.

Sammy: You’re not very welcome.

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