Thursday, April 16, 2015

Death by Algebra

Sammy is learning algebra.  He’s trying to solve the equation:

2 (X – 12) = X + 12

Sammy: First, multiply the 2, so we get:

2X – 24 = X + 12

Sammy: Then, I remove –24 from one side by adding 24 to both sides:

2X – 24 + 24 = X + 24

2X = 24

X = 12

Dad: That’s wrong. What happened to the 12 on the right side?

Sammy: It died.

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Thursday, April 09, 2015

Grocery List Hacker

Sometimes Daddy emails Mummy from work to ask if he needs to pick up anything from the supermarket on the way home.

Daddy: (via email) Sweetie, I’m going to buy wholemeal bread, white toast, anything else?

Mummy: (via email) Please buy wholemeal bread, white toast, 6 Big Mac, 20,000 french fries, 8000000 tons of cheese.

(Sammy was using Mummy’s computer at the time, saw Daddy’s email, and tried his luck).

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