Saturday, August 22, 2009

I don’t need anyone’s help, including mine

Sammy’s the most independent of the children and always wants to do things himself.

He had just finished poo-ing and was trying to put on his pants by himself, but was having trouble.

Mummy: Sammy, do you need help?  Come here I will help you.

Sammy: (struggling to put his pants on) I don’t need my help!

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I want to ride my bikosol

Sammy cannot pronounce ‘bicycle’

Sammy: Daddy, can I ride my bi-kosol?

Daddy: It’s ‘bicycle’

Sammy: Bikosol

Daddy: Bi…

Sammy: Bi…

Daddy: See…

Sammy: See…

Daddy: Kul…

Sammy: Kul…

Daddy: Bicycle

Sammy: Bikosol.

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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Sleepy body part

Sammy approaches Daddy, hand on tummy:

Sammy: Daddy, my tummy is <inaudible>y

Daddy: Your tummy is achy?

Sammy: No…my tummy is sleepy

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Busy bodies

Sammy is very quickly picking up new words.  He gets the meanings much later.

One day, Daddy is busy at the computer. Sammy approaches with a crayon and a page for coloring:

Sammy: Daddy, can you color my picture?

Daddy: I can’t Sammy, I’m busy.

Sammy: Daddy, can you color my picture?

Daddy: I’m busy.

Sammy: No, I’M busy!

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Food is your friend

Sammy at three years old has become very talkative. With a limited vocabulary to work with, he comes up with odd sentences.

One day, Daddy is in the bedroom. Sammy runs to the bedroom holding a spoon of peanut butter:

Sammy:  Daddy, do you know my peanut butter?

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Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Butt morning

Sammy enjoys making fun of butts.  One afternoon, as soon as Mummy wakes up from her quick nap:

Sammy: Mummy, do you want to see my butt!

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None-derin

Sammy loves Mandarin oranges. But he pronounces them as ‘nanderin’.  One day he sees Pia eating the last Mandarin.  Sammy runs to Daddy:

Sammy: Daddy, I want nanderin

Daddy: I think there’s no more mandarin.

Sammy: I want nanderin

Daddy: There’s no more mandarin.

Sammy: I WANT NANDERIN!

Daddy: No more mandarin.

Sammy: DADDY! I WANT MANDARIN! NOT ‘NO MORE’!

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Assignment Phobia

We give the children extra homework at home to keep them sharp. Pia loves doing them some days, and hates doing them some days. Today Mummy had to remind Pia several times to finish her home work. Pia gets annoyed:

Pia: Mummy! When you’re sleeping I’m going to tie your legs!

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Exhibuttsion

Sammy has decided he likes butts, especially his. 

One day, while Daddy was working on his computer.

Sammy: (walks up to Daddy) Daddy, do you want to see my BUTT?

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Awesome Wind

Sammy picks up expressions from TV or from his brother and sister, but he still has problems fitting the expression to the occassion.

One day, Sammy hears someone fart.

Sammy: That’s AWESOME!

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