Mummy’s homework standards are too high for Sammy. (Sammy’s standards are too low). So they always argue. One day Sammy went into the spare room to do his homework.
Daddy: What are you doing here?
Sammy: I need to stay here. Mummy is in the hallway. The hallway is not secured.
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The family was watching TV one night and someone on TV mentioned ‘Big Apple’.
Sammy: I know what Big Apple is. You guys don’t.
Daddy: What is it?
Sammy: LONDON!
Everyone: No it’s not!
Sammy: I’m so dumb…
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There’s a school affair at Pia’s school. They are inviting the students and their parents to enjoy a barbecue and a meet the teachers. Sammy is always excited when there’s food:
Sammy: Mummy, are we all going to ‘Meet the Barbecue?’
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