Flat Iron Vindaloo

While Daddy was ironing shirts in the living room, Pia started playing and running around near the ironing board:

Daddy: Watch out Pia.  This iron is hot. Stay away.

Pia: Will I get burned if I touch it?

Daddy: Yes.

Pia: Is it very hot?

Daddy: Very hot.

Pia: Is it spicy hot?

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