LIfe Lessons Can Kill You

Mummy takes every opportunity to remind the children how lucky they are by telling stories of how life was hard in our youth. 

One day she and Sammy were together ahead of the others. Suddenly Sammy sprinted away from Mummy and joined up with Daddy.

Daddy: Why did you leave Mummy?

Sammy: She started telling stories about her life…

Daddy: And?

Sammy: So I ran for my life!

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