First blood, er, saliva

An angry Pia stormed into the bedroom:

Pia: DADDY!  Dominic spit his saliva in my FACE!

Daddy gets up and looks for Dominic.  Grrr...

Daddy: Dominic! Why did you spit in Pia's face!

Dominic: But she spit on my face first.

<Groan>

Daddy: (turning to Pia) Why did you spit on Domu's face?

Pia: (indignance has disappeared) Because I wanted to see what he was doing.

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