How not to miss the Simpsons

Re-runs of The Simpsons is on TV every day at 6pm. Both Pia and Dominic love the show and watch it as often as they can.  But we have dinner at 5:30 so if they don't eat fast enough, they won't be able to watch. 

Most of the time they miss much of the show because of their own dawdling at dinner.  Pia, especially, can take up to two hours to finish her food.

One day while starting to sit down for dinner Pia comes ups with a plan:

Pia: (shouting, to catch everyone's attention) Here's how not to miss the Simpsons!  Step one!  Eat your food quickly and do not play while eating.

Daddy: Good. What's step two?

Pia: Step two, watch the Simpsons!

Duh.

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