What Mummy Drinks

Daddy and Sammy are in the kitchen. Mummy's mug of green tea is on the table, in front of Daddy. He goes into teaching mode and decides to teach Sammy a new word:

Daddy: (pointing to the mug of tea) Sammy, say 'Tea'

Sammy: (pointing to the mug) Pee

Daddy: No, 'Tea'

Sammy: (with more enthusiasm -- he has learned a new word) Pee!

Daddy: Tuh-eee

Sammy: Puh-eee

Daddy: (losing hope) Tea

Sammy: Pee.

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