Stinky Math

Sammy has been exceedingly good in math:

Daddy: One plus one?

Sammy: Two!

Daddy: 8 divided by 4?

Sammy: Two!

Daddy: square root of 4?

Sammy: Two!

So we decided it was time for the next level:

Daddy: Two plus two?

Sammy: Two!

Daddy: No, it's "Four"

Sammy: Faaaart

Daddy: Four!

Sammy: Fart!

Daddy: Fooooooor

Sammy:Faaaaaaaaart

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