Nextlist, not Checklist

Daddy was getting ready to leave for work.

Sammy: Daddy, in how many minutes are you going?

Daddy: You want to leave the house together?  You want to go now? Are you ready?

Sammy: Yes

Daddy: (Noticing Sammy was wearing scruffy pants) Change your pants

Sammy: Don’t care. Next.

Daddy: Put on undies.

Sammy: Don’t care. Next.

Daddy: Did you shower?

Sammy: Don’t care. Next.

Daddy: (Giving up) Let’s go.

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