Don't tell me to Pee
Dominic's normal morning routine upon reaching school is to go to the toilet to wee-wee, wash his hands, then go to his classroom.
One morning as we neared the toilet...
Daddy: (going through the daily motions) Ok, go to pee, then go to your classroom.
Dominic: (stiff as a rock)
Daddy: (louder voice) Go to pee now!
Dominic: (face turning red, groaning) Daaadeee....
Daddy: What's wrong?
Dominic: (boiling red) Don't..tell..me..to..pee.
Daddy: ??
Then looking around, the reason became clear. A pretty little girl was loitering nearby. Our little Romeo who has only just recently graduated from 'wee-wee' to 'pee' is now embarrassed at being told to pee within earshot of pretty girls.
My days as a 'cool' Dad are numbered.
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