Tough Decision

One day at lunch:

Sammy:  Daddy can you cook some more of your fried rice?  I like your fried rice better that Mummy's fried rice.

Daddy: But Mummy makes the best baked macaroni.

Sammy: Achie which do you like better.  Mummy's fried rice or Daddy'sfried rice.

Pia: I can't decide.  They're both horrible.

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An Economical Idea

Sammy: Daddy, when somebody dies why can't we just eat them instead of burying them?  That way we can save some money?