5 Year Bearded Boy
Sammy: (looking at Daddy’s stubble) Daddy, why do you have a beard?
Daddy: You will have a beard too when you grow up.
Sammy: No I won’t! I don’t want to.
Daddy: But you will have a beard whether you like it or not.
Sammy: I won’t have a beard.
Daddy: Yes you will.
Sammy: Ok, let’s see if I will have a beard when I’m 5 years old.
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